If I knew you were comin...

I’d like to create a product. It’s called the wake and bake,

For all who rise at dawn and feel the need for cake.

For all who prefer the smell of sugar wafting through the air

To the insidious constant ick of an alarm’s distasteful blare.

And of course you’d pop right out of bed, you wouldn’t toss or turn,

Cause if you didn’t wake right up, you’d know that cake would burn!

to be accompanied by the protagonist being a sudden millionaire entrepreneur and the line of thousands waiting to buy the illustrious wake n' bake at his lemonade stand style shop.  next pic would be of how the protagonist saved the world cause everyone was now happy.