Thursday, June 30, 2011

Prideful Susan Sings!


Prideful Susan hated losin’
So she never played the game
She sat at home eating provolone
Each day played out the same.
Until one day when the rain pitter patter
Summoned her curiosity with its clatter
She wanted to run out and didn’t’ worry
About getting soaked so she ran in a hurray
She jumped into puddles
She danced in the mud
She slip sloppy slided into some unknown crud
She started to sing to the rain with bravado
She sang deep and slow, she sang high with staccato
She sang out without fear
Applauded by the vast falling crowd
Of little rain droplets
All of whom were wowed.
They oohed and they ahhed
Slish sloshing in her ears
She really loved this rain singing
She loved the wet watery cheers
That’s when Molly, her neighbor
Came out to join in
And prideful Susan saw
She had a joyful let’s-sing-together grin
Susan was frozen there in the rain with fear
She didn’t know what to do!
What if Molly was the best singer in the world!
What if she’s better than you!
But before Susan could run away
Before she could make her mad dash
Molly grabbed her hand and started to sing
And their voices did the opposite of clash!
The two it seems could harmonize
And suddenly they’d made up a special song
The rain was truly overjoyed
At how the two girls got along!
And Susan could barely remember
The last time that she’d gone out
She was so much more accustomed
To her sitting on the sidelines safe-from-losin pout.
But her smile was taking over
Cause it was far more FUN to play
Than to stay dry inside eating cheese
Thinking you know the better way.
That day Susan met her very best friend
She learned she loved to sing
She learned that sometimes you gotta play in the rain
To know what life can bring!

Gene Kelly in Singin' in the Rain
i love love love the rain. 

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Life lessons?

What would it be like to be Jon Stewart…
To be like Steven Colbert?
What would it be like to be Batman.
To have a home with a secret lair!?

What would it be like to be president?
What would it be like to be cool?
What would it be like to be decadent
And never feel like a fool?

I think it may always be complicated
No matter who or what you are.
But I know we all want a limo
Even when we’ve got a town car.

We strive for more than we’ve got
Call it ambition or greed or desire
We look to those we want to be
To those we respect and admire

But we rarely get the full story
And maybe that is fine and ok
Cause great things are often inspired
From the statue and not from the clay

Stewart: saving our gotham city from crazy bad jokers. 


Michelangelo's David @ the Ufizzi in Florence.
Can you imagine?...that was once just a giant rock...
  "Michelangelo's intention was that the finished David would serve as more than just a fierce protector of the city. While the figure is menacing, there is no indication that he is fueled by aggression. There exists no tension in his considerable arms or legs. Indeed, the political symbolism of the work conveys a warning to fellow Florentines that "Whoever governed Florence should govern justly and defend it bravely...eyes watchful...." The David embodies the Renaissance sensibility of force tempered by intellect."
FORCE TEMPERED BY INTELLECT!!!! AHHHHH ok onward...

So look to the tycoons and the moguls
look up to the stars, the great paragons
look up to minds and hearts of our era
look up to them before POOF they're gone

But in your awesome veneration, 
remember right now to recall 
that they too once came from nothing
that they too once were just small. 

that they too once ate baby food 
that they cried at their first failure, 
that they questioned all their motives 
assessed their lives like neurotic tailors.

remember we're all just atoms
racing around in distress
and in a way we're inescapably the same
no matter the height of success.

home of the neurotic tailor:)

Friday, June 24, 2011

Epiphany




If you have an epiphany every day,
Do you write it down? Yay or Nay?
Because it’s sense within your mind
May in fact change from time to time.

ok so...the talmud is a book of ORAL law...hmmm.

my theoretical picture book might show a kid with a broken leg looking at their superman costume.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Proverb 1- naked ambition



I know that I want far more than what I get,

Maybe I need to want it more than I have yet.

too much? only for proverbs...

clearly in my theoretical picture book it will be a picture of a little gal climbing a hill or something resembling the little engine that could...but for now...we get to see something just a little more real...a little more risque...i think you can handle it. 


Tuesday, June 14, 2011

for mommies methinks...

Terrible Twos

terrible twos are a terrible time
to sit aroud and commit no crime
it all looks so grand and enticing
I had to draw with blueberry icing

and every piece of every pie would look so pretty in the sky
and every point of every crown would look much better upside down
and every mess that’s such a hassle looks to me like a make believe castle!
and every hysterical screaming fight, I just keep thinking it’s almost oscar night!

I really can’t say that there’s anything wrong with me
Thank goodness for you, in a year I’ll be three!

our darling veruca salt...who, as it turns out, never left her terrible twos.

this one is just ripe for my theorhetical picture book.  

Friday, June 10, 2011

When I grow up...


Challenging the idea that an airhead can’t be a genius...

or at least smart.


I want to be a popstar
I want to be a queen
I want to be a philathropist and fulfill others dreams
I don’t quite understand why I can’t do both,
Why the popstars and the queens often forget they’re so betrothed.
That they have the wealth and power to do most anything…
I want to do so much more than curtsy well and sing.
But curtsy well and sing I will until the night is over
It doesn’t mean I can’t be ballsy, kind, profound, a supernova.