Dirty 1

God I love being sexy. Isn’t it a dream,

To know that with one look they’ll make you want to scream,

To know that with your pants on they’ll want to take them off,

To know that with a parting of your lips you’ll cause them to fake a cough

Oh the silent power, the thrill, the satisfaction

Of going out at night knowing you’ll get some action.

But also, it’s pretty cool to look right in the mirror,

Not seeing what’s fat or ugly or socially inferior,

But seeing that special curve right above your thigh,

And you snicker to yourself, cause you deserve this high!

Of course you wish there was a Him to touch and see your perfection

But you haven’t found the Him with the perfect predilection!

And remember this rare moment where you KNOW that

YOU ARE HOT

For the next time you’re far too nervous to show him what you’ve got