Thursday, May 26, 2011

Dirty5/Love5

The Romantic Neurotic Pragmatist
-the friend to lover conundrum-

You’re hot and you’re awesome and you’re definitely cool
I’ve never told you that though we’ve known each other since grade school
I’ve always been taught don’t shit where you eat
Keep a life that's light easy organized and neat
But Your eyes light up whenever I’m near
And I can’t believe this giddiness, it’s so ominously queer
Cause I’m falling falling falling for a guy I’ve always known
I am falling falling falling  for years he’s had his own ring tone
I know how he likes his coffee I know how he likes cartoons
I know how when he gets to drunk he likes to drum with spoons
I know which books he’d like to read and which ones he’d pass to me
I know the hook ups that he’s had since nineteen ninety three!
I know he’s into cooking and he really likes cool socks
And I hope to hell he’ll match up… to my experience of cocks
Cause there’s nothing worse than that weird not so sexy situation
There’s nothing really worse than that awkward second invitation
There’s nothing really worse than hearing yourself say
I’d really really really like to erase the date with you that day.