Neighbors

Brian. Or Learning to Live in New York City.

There is a scary scary man,

He lives just below my room,

I’m pretty confident his apartment

Is actually a tomb

I would not even scream if I saw someone that looked real dead

Or if he dropped his trash and I saw a detached arm or leg or head.

Everything about this guy

Is creepy to the max

From his neo nazi hair cut

To his collection of candle wax

Something is so off

Something is so pristinely skewed

So I choose to stay away from this one

No nice girl intervention for this dude.

 won't you be my neighbor!?!?!

cause i fucking hate mine.

i love mr. rogers even though i do remember that fundamentally i thought his show was really really boring and i just watched it in the hopes that one day i'd finally see inside that freaking castle for real.